Do better, CBS.

Oh, CBS Evening News. PLEASE tell me that you did not say that the lead story about the soldier who received the transplant of two arms was ‘the most amazing story of the day, hands down.’

Snowing like crazy

I know what it looks like when it’s snowing like crazy out. What I want to know is, what does it look like when it’s snowing like sanity out?

Then again, I’m not sure I know what sanity looks like. Looking in the mirror sure didn’t give me any clues.

Can I pretend I never heard this?

Newest wretched word heard on the radio this morning: the morning guy talked about an upcoming interview with a meteorologist about bad weather approaching. He announced “We will converse this at 7:20!”

Oh well. At least he did not say that he was going to be efforting the interview. I guess he already efforted it.

If you thought Converse was just a sneaker…

Newest wretched word heard on the radio this morning: the morning guy talked about an upcoming interview with a meteorologist about bad weather approaching. He announced “We will converse this at 7:20!”

Oh well. At least he did not say that he was going to be efforting the interview. I guess he already efforted it.

The infantilization of language

I’m listening to the radio, and I’m hearing this weight-loss ad on the radio. If you’re an adult, that place between your chest and your hips is your stomach, not your tummy. If your tummy is too big, perhaps it got that way by eating too many sammies, or have you been overindulging in psgetti again? Just… STOP, before I have to come over there and make you stand in the corner.