When the moon hits MY eye like a big pizza pie, for an instant I realize the whole ‘moon is made of cheese’ thing was true.
When the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie, I say “OW OW HOT MOLTEN CHEESE OW.”
Recasting
OK. How about a version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge is played by the Grinch, and SET ON BOARD THE TITANIC?
The plot may diverge thereafter
I am waiting for the version of The Sound of Music where Maria holds a moonbeam in her hand and the Captain turns into a werewolf.
The Smell of Music
I am working on a synaesthetic version of THE SOUND OF MUSIC called THE SMELL OF MUSIC.
It will be very popular with dogs.
The Non-Essentials
I am now working on a script about the Washington shutdown called THE NON-ESSENTIALS, to star Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
And Joe Pesci, who gets the line “I got your pink slip right HERE, pally!”
Doctor Zhivago: Supermodel Edition
Hmm. On Travel Channel, I can see SI swimsuit models in Antarctica. On TCM, I can see Doctor Zhivago. I think I’ll switch back and forth to bring SI supermodels into the Russian Revolution.
It’s a Wonderful Lie
I’m imagining a mash up between It’s a Wonderful Life and True Lies.
The result: It’s a Wonderful Lie, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. In it, Arnold jumps off the bridge yelling “I’ll be back!”
The Supervillain Superstore
I’m watching a James Bond movie, and once again, the henchmen are dressed in matching outfits. Is there a supervillain superstore where they can shop for henchmen uniforms in bulk, or is there a hiring agency where you can get your henchmen on day rates until you’re more established in your villainy?
In which I get my viewing of epic movies all confused
Watching Avatar. They haven’t spotted the iceberg yet.
Oh, wait, that was another James Cameron epic. Never mind.