The moon won’t be completely full for another day, but it’s 99.3% full now, which is close enough for most werewolves.
… but we use the instruments we have, and play them the best we can…
Language is a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.
~ Gustave Flaubert
The characteristics of stars
I just heard a guy on the radio say “Reach for the stinkin’ stars.”
Stars don’t stink.
Because vacuum of space.
And very, very hot. Very.
IT’S SCIENCE.
Should’ve worn goggles, I guess
When the moon hits MY eye like a big pizza pie, for an instant I realize the whole ‘moon is made of cheese’ thing was true.
When the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie, I say “OW OW HOT MOLTEN CHEESE OW.”
Uh oh…
News flash: Mars rover Curiosity takes first test drive, immediately pulled over as unlicensed, uninspected, uninsured.
The powerful cat lobby
The powerful cat lobby is celebrating today at their success in FINALLY getting Curiousity exiled to Mars. Because, you know what Curiousity did to the cat, and cats have LONG memories.