Supermoon safety tip

Werewolf alert. Which is an alert TO werewolves, and an alert for others ABOUT werewolves. Don’t let your Supermoon gazing distract you to the point that you do not hear the stealthy approach of a werewolf.

Everything changes

Everything is in transformation and all lives continue in different forms, the werewolf realized as the full moon rose. But if that was true, why was no one else suddenly getting much hairier?

Some weres need hyphens. Others do not.

On a friend’s Facebook page, we’ve been discussing whether various werecreatures should be hyphenated or not. I usually don’t hyphenate unless it would put two vowels in a row. I WOULD hyphenate were-elephant, were-umbrella, were-aardvark.

Although, as I noted, if you’re a were-aardvark, you have bigger problems than whether your condition is spelled with a hyphen or not.

An American… WRITER in London?

I am now imagining something like An American Werewolf in London, but with writers.

Two men are hiking in the countryside. They’re attacked by a werewriter. One dies, and comes back as a ghost to warn the survivor to kill himself.

“You’ve got to do it, David! Kill yourself, or more characters will die!”

David, of course, does NOT kill himself, instead choosing to follow the old writing advice to “kill your darlings.”

Scattered thunderstorms

Today’s forecast calls for scattered thunderstorms. The current weather radar suggests that they are no longer scattered. They have gathered to the west of here, and are grumbling their plans to each other.

Zeno’s Werewolf

A very short story.

Zeno’s Werewolf

The moon is full at last, and I’m halfway to being a werewolf.

Now I’m half again there.

And again, halfway as close.

Too late. The moon’s no longer full.