Quotes from Winter’s Tale

I’d call it the Quote of the Day, but I have two, both from Mark Helprin and Winter’s Tale:

“Peter Lake had no illusions about mortality. He knew that it made everyone perfectly equal, and that the treasures of the earth were movement, courage, laughter, and love. The wealthy could not buy these things. On the contrary, they were for the taking.”

“Winter then in its early and clear stages, was a purifying engine that ran unhindered over city and country, alerting the stars to sparkle violently and shower their silver light into the arms of bare upreaching trees. It was a mad and beautiful thing that scoured raw the souls of animals and man, driving them before it until they loved to run. And what it did to Northern forests can hardly be described, considering that it iced the branches of the sycamores on Chrystie Street and swept them back and forth until they rang like ranks of bells.”

Reimagining Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowman is on now. I’m wondering exactly what they would have brought to life if they’d used the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts instead?

Why is Frosty the Snowman upset that someone forgot to give him a belly button? HE’S NOT A MAMMAL.

Reimagining Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

I’m watching Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and imagining a version where, when the mud was knocked off Rudolph’s nose, he becomes a reindeer version of Cyclops from X-Men.

I am now imagining a version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer patterned after Carrie, where Rudolph develops deadly telekinetic powers with his red nose.

Scorned. Rejected. Alone. But one day, Rudolph will show them ALL.

Running out of time in the year

Three weeks is not enough to get everything done that I’d hoped to do in 2014. Where do I go to file for an extension?

I would settle for a time machine. Someone would have to send me one, though. I don’t think three weeks is enough time to invent a time machine by myself. Also, inventing a time machine was not on my 2014 to do list.

IT FOLLOWED ME HOME. CAN I KEEP IT?

“The stories people tell have a way of taking care of them. If the stories come to you, care for them. And learn to give them away where they are needed. Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive. That is why we put these stories in each other’s memory.”

Barry Lopez