It’s the kind of day that makes me glad I mowed the lawn yesterday…
Promontory
The word of the day is promontory.
But then, is anyone really antimontory?
A fairy godmother, a knight, and I walk into a bar…
A fairy godmother, a knight, and I walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “You know, two of you are imaginary.”
“That’s OK,” I reply. “I still want three drinks. And beer for my horse.”
“You don’t have a horse,” the bartender points out.
Details, details, I could see it was going to be one of those kinds of days.
Refried beans
I made frijoles refritos tonight, and now my house smells delicious.
COVID-19 and facial covering options
I saw where if you couldn’t find a mask to wear in public, you could wear a banana instead.
I fail to see where this is going to help anything.
Perhaps I’m wearing it wrong.
Never mind.
I figured it out.
Werewolf romance
In the darkness of the movie theater, he reached over to hold her hand, and so it was that he felt her carefully manicured nails turn into claws.
At that moment, he knew she was The One.
It’s in our hands…
This is a nice gesture by Anheuser-Busch, but it is FAR TOO DANGEROUS to be made available to an unsuspecting public.
I mean, if the public can’t be trusted not to drink fish tank cleaner when hydroxychloroquine is mentioned as a possible COVID-19 treatment, how can we trust them not to guzzle THIS down when it has the A-B logo RIGHT ON IT?!?
Irresponsible reporting
I keep hearing these portentous (BONUS word of the day!) radio news people proclaiming AMERICA ON LOCKDOWN!, and I have to question their responsibility in doing so. It’s not accurate – public officials have been excellent at communicating that we are NOT on lockdown; travel is discouraged and non-essentials are not to go to work (at least around here).
But officials have been at pains to convey that we are NOT on lockdown, there ARE no travel restrictions, there ARE no curfews. In the face of that, I consider it irresponsible of the news media to use inaccurate terms which unnecessarily increase public anxiety.
Note that these are the syndicated/national news people, so it’s clearly NOT accurately as reported on a national basis. And they fail to give local examples where that is the case.
More feet to step on
I have danced
with the moon
to find that now
I have four feet
~ Werewolf
Is this travel necessary?
When I’m laying in bed, warm and comfortable, with kitties in my lap or next to me, and I start to get up, they ask me “Is this travel really necessary?”
“But the kitchen is where the coffee is!” I explain.
They are unconvinced, and it is clear we disagree about necessity.