Clash of… Clams?

I have been seeing ads on Facebook for a game called CLASH OF CLANS.

It makes me want to design a video game called CLASH OF CLAMS. Picture it: a sandy beach, and clams in competition with mussels, crabs, lobsters and starfish for ULTIMATE BEACH DOMINATION.

Pinball wizards

I’ve figured this out. My cats are the pinballs in the pinball machine that is my house. Imagine a 15 pound furry pinball careening around, claws out, randomly knocking things over, and you get the idea.

The Non-Essentials

I am now working on a script about the Washington shutdown called THE NON-ESSENTIALS, to star Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And Joe Pesci, who gets the line “I got your pink slip right HERE, pally!”

Limoncello!

Once I tried to learn the cello. I gave up and decided on limoncello instead.

Actually, this is only half true. I decided to save some time and skip the ‘learning the cello’ part.