I am going to write a novel titled SUPERANNUATED, about a superhero who has outlived his usefulness
A misdirection of Biblical proportions
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I realize my GPS has sent me seriously astray.
Tauntaun Abbey
I have it on good authority that Disney/Lucasfilm is working on a knockoff of Downton Abbey called Tauntaun Abbey. Tauntaun Abbey is set on the ice planet Hoth. The actors are hairy and smell bad, and the dialogue is boring.
Where do I file?
I can’t get the rest of 2012 done in the next 40 minutes. Can I file for an extension?
Extension options?
I can’t get the rest of 2012 done in the next 40 minutes. Can I file for an extension?
Snow White and the Hobbit?
My next book will be a crossover between Snow White and The Hobbit, with just way too many dwarves.
Snow White and the Hobbit
My next book will be a crossover between Snow White and The Hobbit, with just way too many dwarves.
Final Fantasy
I won’t bother with Final Fantasy until I’ve played Penultimate Fantasy.
Cold remedies
When chickens get a cold, what do people tell them to take?
It’s a Wonderful Lie
I’m imagining a mash up between It’s a Wonderful Life and True Lies.
The result: It’s a Wonderful Lie, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. In it, Arnold jumps off the bridge yelling “I’ll be back!”