I saw one of those inevitably cheery articles about how to turn yourself into a Morning Person.
“Don’t ever say this: ‘I HAVE to wake up at 5am tomorrow.’
Always say this: ‘I GET to wake up at 5am tomorrow!’ ”
I might as likely stop saying “HELP I’m being stabbed to death by knife-wielding rabid weasels with bad toupees and bloodshot eyes!” and start saying “I GET to be stabbed to death by knife-wielding rabid weasels with bad toupees and bloodshot eyes!”
Actually, I might take my chance with the weasels over the alarm clock.