The President said today the entire country needs to “do some soul-searching.”
My soul wants to know if I have a warrant.
If my GPS is working, this must be Earth
As I was waking up, the clock radio was talking. I heard it say “It’s Earth Day.”
Oh, I thought. So THAT’S where I am today.
… and the foot is in his mouth…
Local radio guy, about smoking being banned at Chevrolet Court at the State Fair: “Now the shoe is on the other foot, and us non-smokers have the upper hand!”
Forest in the blood?
That is not what they told me at the Red Cross yesterday.
Now, the dryad who was in line behind me? SHE had the forest in her blood.
(Graphic via the Wolf Conservation Center on Facebook)
The wrong next line
#YouKnowYouAreAWriterWhen you’re watching a movie, and you hear a line, and you think, “No. THAT’S not the next line. THAT’S THE WRONG NEXT LINE.”
And you have a better next line. Heh.
Don’t stay up late waiting for this one…
I suppose it’s too much to hope for that there will be a prequel to THE FORCE AWAKENS titled THE FORCE HITS THE SNOOZE BUTTON REPEATEDLY.
i suppose I could drink THEIR untouched drinks…
A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR ALL MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!
I don’t know why I keep buying them drinks. They hardly touch them, and THEY never buy the next round.
And would he need a uniform?
“An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don’t know why they choose him and he’s usually too busy to wonder why.”
~ William Faulkner
If I were to be driven by demons, would it be impolite if I asked to see their drivers license?
Timing is everything
Instead of microwaving my coffee for a minute and 57 seconds, I nuked it for 2:03 this morning. Sometimes you just have to mix up your routine a little.
Spring sunshine
Spring sunshine can fool you, but think of it this way: we’re two months and a week away from the first day of summer.
Two months and a week from then is the end of August. So today’s sun is as strong as late August sun. It fools us because the air is cooler, but the sun is just as direct. AND, without much of a tan at this time of year, so we’re even more vulnerable.