OK, what deity do I need to sacrifice what kind of animal to, to bring on spring and warm weather?
Asking for a friend.
Holiday tradition confusion, part II
I need to go to bed soon. If I don’t, the leprechauns won’t have the chance to come down the chimney and leave presents.
Waiting for a train at the airport
The problem with autocorrect is that it makes such strange substitutions sometimes that it completely throws me off my train of thought by the time I notice it.
I’m on my train of thought, but autocorrect has changed it to an airport.
They’re everywhere
All of my stories have #werewolves in them. It’s just that some of them are not recognizable as such at the moment.
Daylight Shifting Time
If someone said “HEY LET’S ALL GET UP AN HOUR EARLY FOR THE NEXT EIGHT MONTHS SO WE SEE MORE SUN IN THE EVENING” I would probably say “But I don’t like getting up earlier.”
The breakfast of…
Typing in Wheaties for a search on athletes on their cereal boxes, I typed in Whaties instead, and now I want to write a story about Whaties, the cereal made from who knows what.
Whaties?
Typing in Wheaties for a search on athletes on their cereal boxes. Typed in Whaties instead, and now I want to write a story about Whaties, the cereal made from who knows what.
National Grammar Day is March 4
National Grammar Day comes in two days. Have you sent your National Grammar Day cards? Bought your National Grammar Day decorations? Planned your National Grammar Day banquet? Don’t leave these things to the last minute and wind up in line with all the other desperate National Grammar Day shoppers.
Refined (Or Not)
A movie trailer has a character described as “pure evil.”
Now I want to write a character of impure evil. She’ll kill you, but you can fool around a little first.
It’s too dark out to see the rainbows anyway
So far, the beginning of March looks much like the end of February. Where are the unicorns and rainbows? Not to mention the leprechauns.
Oh, wait. I just did mention the leprechauns.