The Arctic Oscillation is either a meteorological term, or the latest dance craze. Take your pick.
… and which parallel universe is THIS?
If there is an infinite number of alternate universes, in one of them there is a universe which does not have an infinite number of alternate universes.
This paradox will keep me awake tonight thinking about it. Well, OK, probably not me, personally, but some alternate version of me will be fretting about it somewhere.
Season’s Greetings!
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all.
In which I get my viewing of epic movies all confused
Watching Avatar. They haven’t spotted the iceberg yet.
Oh, wait, that was another James Cameron epic. Never mind.
A new slogan for Lunesta?
I just saw an ad for Lunesta, the prescription sleep aid whose side effects include possible dependency, sleepwalking (or eating, or driving), aggressiveness, agitation, hallucinations or confusion, allergic reaction, risk of suicide, unpleasant taste, dizziness, headache, and morning drowsiness.
So I have a new slogan for them:
“Lunesta. Sleep like a baby! An addicted, sleepwalking, aggressive, agitated, hallucinating, confused, suicidal, dizzy, headachy and somewhat drowsy baby!”
Consider yourself notified
It is very educational to read the information on packages. I bought a package of hickory chips recently to smoke some meat on the grill. There’s a California-required warning on the package that “Burning this product may result in the emission of combustion by-products…”
FACEBOOK OF THE LIVING DEAD
George Romero’s Diary of the Living Dead is on Cinemax tonight, and I’m thinking, George, baby, get with the DECADE! Watch for his next movie, George Romero’s FACEBOOK of the Living Dead. Remember, you saw it here first.