Category: Humor

I was part of a writers’ retreat this weekend. The location was great, but lacked a stove. “I’ve got this,” I said.

I went home and got the electric skillet I’d inherited from my mother. I used it this morning to fry bacon, and sausages, and eggs scrambled and sunny-side-up. (Not both at the same time, though. An egg cannot be simultaneously scrambled AND sunny-side-up, except in Schrödinger’s kitchen.)

It was the first time I’d used it since I had it. The decluttering experts say to get rid of anything you haven’t used in a year. Those experts weren’t around to help me cook breakfast this morning.

‪And, by the way, the electric skillet? Avocado green, baby.‬

‪I now want to write about Schrödinger’s Diner, where you can have anything you want; just not necessarily at the same time.‬

‪I now want to write about Schrödinger’s Diner, where you can have anything you want; just not necessarily at the same time.‬

Just heard an ad on the radio for a legal firm who says they “focus on winning, and winning big.”

I’m picturing all the other law firms hearing this and thinking “Why didn’t WE think of that?!?”

Another of life’s complications for time travelers: managing food items in the pantry and refrigerator.
“May 2017. Wait. Has that happened yet?”