My coffee is in the other room. While I sleep, it… waits. Waits for the morning. Waits for me to wake.
Coffee never sleeps.
On the lookout
At the top of the hour, the broadcaster said “We’re looking for thunder today.”
And I thought “Really? What does thunder look like, anyway?”
… but does that really make her all that vain?
Today is Carly Simon’s birthday. When she hears “Happy Birthday” being sung today, she probably thinks the song’s about her.
Dependence Day?
People are celebrating LEON Day today, six months removed from Christmas. Six months from the 4th of July, will we celebrate Dependence Day?
Playing the odds
I am half right about half the things I know half as many times as half of everyone else.
JUST dopamine?
Your brain: You know this is just dopamine, right?
The rest of you: SHUT UP, BRAIN!
20 Of The Best Things That Happen When You’re First Falling In Love With Someone
(… as they’re preparing the bright shiny new android shell… )
I saw this quiz online about ‘what is your brain gender’, and I was suspicious. Why does anyone want to know my brain’s gender? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH MY BRAIN?
So probably not such a bargain, in the end
I am now imagining The Incredible Hulk Moving Company. They can move heavy things but break a lot of them in the process.
This is an observation, not a challenge
You can’t get drunk enough to kill the mosquitos with your blood alcohol content when they bite you. Don’t ask me how I know this.
Let sleeping dogs lie
Let sleeping dogs lie. You’ll never get them to admit that they weren’t telling the truth anyway.