I take EVERYTHING with a grain of salt these days. Including salt.
National Tequila Day
It seems it is National Tequila Day.
Whatever will I do to celebrate?
I’m sure I’ll think of something.
Suddenly… SALAD!
I went to the store today and on the shelves was a product called Suddenly Salad.
I don’t know if I like the sound of that. It could be apocalyptic.
I am imagining the bloody, stunned survivors. They never saw it coming. They never suspected a thing.
“I was just standing there, minding my own business, and then.. suddenly, salad! Salad everywhere! Tossed, chopped! Smothered in croutons! Oh, the greenery!”
Coffee never sleeps
My coffee is in the other room. While I sleep, it… waits. Waits for the morning. Waits for me to wake.
Coffee never sleeps.
On the lookout
At the top of the hour, the broadcaster said “We’re looking for thunder today.”
And I thought “Really? What does thunder look like, anyway?”
… but does that really make her all that vain?
Today is Carly Simon’s birthday. When she hears “Happy Birthday” being sung today, she probably thinks the song’s about her.
Dependence Day?
People are celebrating LEON Day today, six months removed from Christmas. Six months from the 4th of July, will we celebrate Dependence Day?
Playing the odds
I am half right about half the things I know half as many times as half of everyone else.
JUST dopamine?
Your brain: You know this is just dopamine, right?
The rest of you: SHUT UP, BRAIN!
20 Of The Best Things That Happen When You’re First Falling In Love With Someone
(… as they’re preparing the bright shiny new android shell… )
I saw this quiz online about ‘what is your brain gender’, and I was suspicious. Why does anyone want to know my brain’s gender? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH MY BRAIN?