I am going to write a story about a Moebius stripper. Just when you think she’s finished her routine, you realize that she’s just started.
The Philanthropist
He walks unnoticed in a crowd, as he struggles desperately with the overpowering urge to help his fellow man. He is…
THE PHILANTHROPIST.
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you.
Be careful around the madcap aunt…
After watching Turner Classic Movies, I am inspired to work on a movie script:
A boy comes to suspect that his madcap aunt is behind a series of unfortunate ‘accidents’ that seem to follow her wherever she goes.
AUNTIE MAIM
Well, ONE of us is, anyway…
If I had an evil twin, he would start out by trying to convince me that I was the evil twin.
Raindrop on Roses > Black Ice on Roads
When The Sound of Music collides with the current weather forecast in my brain, this is what happens:
Black ice on roads is a thing that I’m hating
Rain that then freezes is not worth creating
Breaking the branches to which the ice clings
Both of these are my least favorite things…
(Try not to picture me in lederhosen yodeling this. Oh, TOO LATE! That’s an image you could have done without.)
The plot may diverge thereafter
I am waiting for the version of The Sound of Music where Maria holds a moonbeam in her hand and the Captain turns into a werewolf.
The Smell of Music
I am working on a synaesthetic version of THE SOUND OF MUSIC called THE SMELL OF MUSIC.
It will be very popular with dogs.
Surefire hit
I’m now working on writing a Doctor Seuss – Doctor Who crossover episode titled “Horton Hears a Doctor Who.”
… and don’t let the door hit you on the butt on the way out!
I went to a house where the welcome mat was turned around backwards. I think this meant “We’re so glad you’re leaving.”
Caterday
Exciting news! The cats have informed me that the Saturday before Thanksgiving is a holiday called Caterday, when cats feast on all the good food they can eat. They have requested tuna.