Writes all the things. Most of the things never write back.
I am going to make a movie based on Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness” and cast it entirely with cats, and I shall call it “Apocalypse Meow.”
Also, I am going to stage a new version of Mary Poppins performed entirely by monkeys, to include the beloved big dance number “Chim-chimpanzee!”
I am going to write a novel titled SUPERANNUATED, about a superhero who has outlived his usefulness
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I realize my GPS has sent me seriously astray.
I have it on good authority that Disney/Lucasfilm is working on a knockoff of Downton Abbey called Tauntaun Abbey. Tauntaun Abbey is set on the ice planet Hoth. The actors are hairy and smell bad, and the dialogue is boring.
I can’t get the rest of 2012 done in the next 40 minutes. Can I file for an extension?
I can’t get the rest of 2012 done in the next 40 minutes. Can I file for an extension?
My next book will be a crossover between Snow White and The Hobbit, with just way too many dwarves.
My next book will be a crossover between Snow White and The Hobbit, with just way too many dwarves.
I won’t bother with Final Fantasy until I’ve played Penultimate Fantasy.
I’m imagining a mash up between It’s a Wonderful Life and True Lies.
The result: It’s a Wonderful Lie, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. In it, Arnold jumps off the bridge yelling “I’ll be back!”