My neck of the woods has snow sliding down it.
Let me be the first to wish you Merry Christmas! Oops. TOO LATE
… AAAND let it be noted that at 6:28 p.m. on Sunday, November 3, I saw my first Christmas ad for 2019. For the record, it was a Black Friday ad for Dodge with a surly Santa Claus.
Is it too early to make surly my word of the night?
Werewolf Drinking Question
He woke up
to find
his tongue
wasn’t the only part of him
that was furry
when it hadn’t been
the night before.
He wondered —
was it the saké?
Werewolf drinking question
He woke up
to find
his tongue
wasn’t the only part of him
that was furry
when it hadn’t been
the night before.
He wondered —
was it the saké?
Teach a werewolf to fish…
Give a werewolf a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a werewolf to fish, he can eat fish (instead of you) for a lifetime.
Money-saving tip of the day
How to save $1 at the gas station compressor when your tires are low:
Buy four new tires. They inflate them properly for FREE!
The problem with sunrises
The only problem with sunrises is, they schedule them so early in the day.
One of the flavors of productivity
Some days, I think I could productively spend a day just moving things from where they are to where they ought to be.
Some days, it feels like that IS what I am doing.
Rainfall: impediment or inducement?
I hear rain fall. HEAVY rain fall.
“This would be a very good time to go outside,” my dog says.
Water dog. GO FIGURE.
Cats vs elves
I think cats are tough on elves. Ever since I’ve had cats, I’ve never once woke up to find a writing work-in-progress conpleted by elves during the night.