“If you miss out, you’ll never know how delicious 100% sirloin tastes.”
This is the claim a Major Burger Chain is making in its current ad. But that sounds like a hostage threat to me.
What I want to know is, how are they going to pull this off? It’s actually kind of a grandiose claim unless they have some nefarious plan to deny the rest of the world 100% sirloin after the Major Burger Chain’s limited time promotion is over.
Hey, wait. I’m thinking, new Austin Powers movie. Austen Powers versus the Sirloin Monopoly. An evil megalomaniac holds the world’s supply of sirloin hostage unless his demands are met?