I’ve been seeing ads for a course for writers. The ad asks, “Ready to find the audience your writing deserves?”
I’m not sure I am. I’m afraid they’d turn out to be the detainees at Guantanamo, and that my writing was being read to them as punishment.
Camp PA: … that was a lovely song by Barney the Dinosaur. And next, ANOTHER story from Paul Baxter.
Detainees: NO! NO! STOP! WE’VE HAD ENOUGH.