Forecast is for possible thunder on Christmas Eve. Donner and Blitzen may be dodging actual thunder and lightning.
Me being me, I am now thinking about a story about what would happen if Santa’s sleigh got hit by lightning.
Maybe a new superhero would be created. BIRTH OF THE ERMINE AVENGER. Or maybe the result would be a Santa hybrid: half-man, half ermine.
At least being a superhero would give Santa something to do the other 364 days of the year.
This probably means another year with coal in my stocking, doesn’t it, Santa?
And I was so close. 363 days of being good, down the tubes.