Freeze!

Just heard a radio news story about how a bank robber demanded money from a teller with a gun.

I think they meant a bank robber with a gun demanded money from a teller, unless they’re arming bank tellers these days. And if they’re arming bank tellers, I will be even more polite next time I go to the bank.

This does bring to mind a comic image, though.

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I walk into the bank.

“FREEZE!” the teller says. “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY. I HAVE A GUN, AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.”