READY TO PLAY! Or not.

I love it when sportsball teams say they’ll “have to come ready to play.”

What ELSE did they think the whole “putting on uniforms and traveling” thing was about?

Team 1: puts on uniforms, travels to meet other team
Team 1: “So, what do you wanna do now?”
Team 2: “I dunno. Hey, how about we go out to grab a bite somewhere?”
Team 1: “Sounds good.”