Beauty and the Beast, and changing writing styles

As a writer, I read a variety of material, and recently read a compilation of various versions of Beauty and the Beast. I found the following passage interesting, mainly because its style is so different than writing today:

She was not alarmed at the sentiments with which you might inspire her, and persuaded that her virtue was sufficient to guarantee her against the snares of love, she attributed her sensations to a simple curiosity to ascertain if there were still upon the earth men capable of loving virtue unembellished by exterior ornaments, which render it more brilliant and respectable to vulgar souls than its own intrinsic merit, and frequently, by their fatal attractions, obtain the reputation of virtue for the most abominable vices.

– Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve (Translated by James Robinson Planché)

That’s… one sentence.

(n-1) won’t fit

  1. Go to freezer, remove ingredient for dinner
  2. Wonder why (n-1) things won’t fit back into the freezer where n things fit to start with.

I may never have to buy food again. I take things out of the freezer, and it never gets any emptier. The downside of that: I take out some things and ask myself, what did that used to be?

Fire dogs

Missed a fire call because the cats knocked the pager’s power supply brick from the wall.

I only heard the NEXT one because I was outside walking the dog and I heard the siren.

This is why you see fire dogs and not fire cats.

Candy for the soul

If you spend enough time reading or writing, you find a voice, but you also find certain tastes. You find certain writers who when they write, it makes your own brain voice like a tuning fork, and you just resonate with them. And when that happens, reading those writers … becomes a source of unbelievable joy. It’s like eating candy for the soul.

— David Foster Wallace

Love and writing

I’ve heard the advice that if you are contemplating writing a book, you’d better REALLY be in love with it, because you are going to be living with it in your life for a long, LONG time…

https://www.brainpickings.org/2016/11/01/ursula-k-le-guin-writing-falling-in-love/

Mmmm! Cheese!

OK, this is where I must remind you that I don’t eat like this every day. Honest!

Now that I have that out of the way — this is an odd item on the Denny’s menu. Take deep fried mozzarella sticks, add cheddar cheese, and THEN make a grilled cheese sandwich out of it. Are your arteries whimpering for mercy yet? They serve it with some tomato sauce on the side, which undoubtedly make it healthier on the whole.

Oh, and for a modest charge you can add a side of French fries, in case you still needed more salt, fat, and carbs.

Come back, Shaun Cassidy

If Shaun Cassidy was performing on the oldies circuit, he could do a Da Doo Ron Ron/Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo montage.

Come back, Shaun. 2019 needs this.

Firefighter math

If you get to bed after 3:00 a.m. because you were out on a structure fire, and you need eight hours sleep, and there is a call at 10:37 a.m. the next morning, you get up and respond to it because somebody’s got to…

#ThreePlusEightPlusACallAt1037DoesNotEqualEleven

Latitude matters.

I never realized Stonehenge was so much further north than me. I’m at about 43°N; Stonehenge is 51°N.
My sunrise/sunset today are 5:26 a.m./8:38 p.m.
Stonehenge: 4:55 a.m./9:33 p.m.