If sanity ever does reign supreme, it will probably be lonely.
It may have logic to keep it company. Hopefully compassion and mercy won’t be strangers either.
Spring forward. Fall asleep.
I’ve been hearing spokesmen warning against drowsy drivers due to the change back to Standard Time.
Um, does anyone actually get drowsy from being able to sleep an hour LATER according to their body clock?
I have problems in the spring when we go to Daylight Saving Time, but never in the fall.
Storming the castle
If you’re determined to storm the castle, let the other angry villagers go first. That way, the monster will be more tired by the time it gets to you.
“It was a complete 360!
Heard in a radio ad, from a woman who was extolling the service she got from a local car dealer: “It was a complete 360 compared with the Volkswagon dealer I dealt with down South.”
Oooo…kay….
National Sandwich Day
On the beach, I shouted, “It’s safe to come out! It’s National Sand Witch Day!”
“#NationalSandwichDay,” she said from behind the dune. “Not the same thing.”
Supermoon safety tip
Werewolf alert. Which is an alert TO werewolves, and an alert for others ABOUT werewolves. Don’t let your Supermoon gazing distract you to the point that you do not hear the stealthy approach of a werewolf.
Vehicles that make you look younger
There is a local radio ad with a woman – she and her husband are in their sixties, and she wants to buy a red Jeep instead of one that is black, white or silver because she wants to think out of the box and look younger.
I think the only way a red Jeep would make you look younger is if the windows are heavily tinted and you never get out.
I bought a newer vehicle recently. The old one was silver. The newer one is black. I don’t look any younger. Perhaps I chose poorly.
That IS kinda the nature of predictions…
I just heard someone on the radio say they had a prediction for the future. Those are much trickier than predictions for the past.
Beard care with Occam’s Razor
Beard care with Occam’s Razor:
The simplest possible solution is not to shave.
Predictability
The rain
the forecast said
would arrive
at 9:00 p.m.
started to fall
at 5:53.