🎶 We wiff you a Merry Chriffmus
We wiff you a Merry Chriffmus
We wiff you a Merry Chriffmus
and a Happy New Year! 🎶
Man. These fangs are making enunciating Christmas carols difficult, the werewolf thought to himself.
Home, home, home
That night as I lay in bed waiting for sleep, I heard a howl from deep in the woods. It rose like a song until I was sure it was all I could ever want to sing. It went on and on and all I could think of was home, home, home.
~ Wolfsong, TJ Klune
Monetizing lycanthropy
Note to would-be werewolves:
Be prepared. If you should unexpectedly find yourself changing into a wolf, know your plans for recording the process. That’s gonna be worth some money later.
Lycanthropy: the gift that keeps on giving
When you’re Christmas shopping, remember that lycanthropy is the gift that keeps on giving!
No worries about getting the right size, no returns, and speedy delivery! 🐺
(With apologies to the Rolling Stones)
🎶 It is the rising of the moon
I know it will be full soon
And then I’ll start to change
to something strange
I sit and wait til I awooo… 🎶
Cold fire
The light of the moon
is the flame which consumes
the human façade
until all that is left
is the wolf
that’s been waiting within.
How I spent my full moon Hallowe’en
Our fire department hosted a drive-through Hallowe’en.
Costumes were involved, for those who needed them.
We’re all monsters
We’re all monsters. Find one you can love.
– January James (@JanuaryJames on Twitter)
Werewolf romance
In the darkness of the movie theater, he reached over to hold her hand, and so it was that he felt her carefully manicured nails turn into claws.
At that moment, he knew she was The One.
More feet to step on
I have danced
with the moon
to find that now
I have four feet
~ Werewolf